Saturday, January 9, 2010

Shmooze from Durgagirl on twitter

I don't perform well under pressure, so I WISH the lady who's motioning for me to cross the street fast.. would stop gunning her engine.

10:34 AM Jan from Tweetie

Child is surprised he's in a time out. That'll teach him to tell me I sound like MY mother.. when I shout at him.

10:06 AM Jan from Tweetie

"Mom.. you served us foul & rancid taco shells for dinner & for that we ask you to pack your knives & go. You are NOT top chef."

7:18 AM Jan from Tweetie

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